TEN REASONS WHY I SWEAR
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Sunday, June 24, 2007
Nativity of Saint John the Baptist
June 24, 2007
I ran across this item the other day that I thought you might find useful. Perhaps you can add a few more "reasons" of your own!
Father Gary
TEN REASONS WHY I SWEAR
1. IT PLEASES MOTHER SO MUCH
2. IT IS A FINE MARK OF MANLINESS OR FEMININITY
3. IT PROVES I HAVE SELF-CONTROL
4. IT INDICATES HOW CLEARLY MY MIND OPERATES
5. IT MAKES MY CONVERSATION SO PLEASING TO EVERYONE.
6. IT LEAVES NO DOUBT IN ANYONE'S MIND AS TO MY UPBRINGING.
7. IT IMPRESSES PEOPLE WITH MY EDUCATION LEVEL.
8. IT IS AN UNMISTAKABLE SIGN OF MY CULTURE AND REFINEMENT.
9. IT MAKES ME A VERY DESIRABLE PERSON IN RESPECTABLE SOCIETY AND ESPECIALLY WITH CHILDREN.
10. IT IS MY WAY OF HONORING GOD WHO SAID, "YOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN."